Procrastination.

i am the queen of all things procrastination. seriously you would think that after all this time i would have learned but no. i enjoy being stressed way too much.
Anyway spring break was last week and i accomplished nothing! o it was awesome. i did a little shopping (which is weird because everyone should know how much i hate shopping, read a few books (Fablehaven #3, Flawless, The Lady in the Tower) i bought a few books (Fallen by Lauren Kate < i recommend this one. so good > and The Queen's Mistake by Diane Hagear). i even went to my first book signing. it was pretty awesome.
I personally am a new convert to the Fablehaven series. my little sister wendy told me to read it and then when i was up in Boise over the summer my buddy Tobin was reading it and told me to give it a try. so i did. anyway Brandon Mull the author of Fablehaven was signing his newest book Keys to the Demon Prison and Deseret Book last tuesday. so i got to meet him and he was nicer than everyone said he would be. plus the smiley face he drew is winking it is pretty bad ass.
for my last day of spring break i went and hung out in my sisters sixth grade class. sounds lame but it was so much fun. i was actually helping my mom sub for my old sixth grade teachers class. having power is awesome. although some of those kids were smarter than me. well when it came to math. but im pretty so i dont need math in my life. :D i bonded with the kid my sister likes though. it was a tender moment. it is weird to think that i was that young once. many many years ago. sixth grade was da bomb dude. plus i metally depressed Ali that has some serious bonus points.
more good news would be that Harry Potter world opens on June 18. exactly a month before i get to go. and the big news of the week. my trip to canada finally has a date. woooo! June 13 Watson, Annee and I will be heading north to go bowling in Canada. a three year dream that is really happening. we will be traveling to beaverland, peachland, princeton and one other place but i do not remember what it is called. :S i am stoked!
that is all i have to say. peace out homies.

Jordan's life lessons.

When i was 6 Jordan moved in next door to me. 13 years and she has become one of my best friends, heros and role models in my life. basically she is like the older sister i never had. i practically lived over at her house babysitting her kids or just chillin' until they moved up to Boise when I was in seventh grade. i have learned some hardcore, life changing life lessons from Jordan and here i am to share a few with you.
1)If you are going to go half way you might as well go the whole way. (she did clarify this statement after she said it but it was too late the damage was done)
2)If a two year old walks into your room at 8 in the morning with an open can of diet coke, you know you have a problem.
3)Jumping a car is not as easy as it looks.
4)you can say turd but not puke- if you say puke you get smacked on the head with a spoon really hard
5)$7 nail polish does not paint itself.
6)always put an extra dime in the meter.
7)Boys are douches no matter what
8)NEVER marry the rebound guy
9)you are either going to die from a heart attack or cancer. go out with a bang
10)if you dont text it, you cant be blackmailed
11)only cool people can be spies
12)there are no prince charmings. just guys
13)boys grow chest hair on their missions
14)it goes chocolate cake, cute boys and then air
15)when riding a bike for the first time in 10 years do not ride on a busy street.
16) he may be cute, but he is a boy and boys are spawns of satan.
learn them, live them, love them.
or at least laugh at them like i do when ever Jordan tries to have a deep thought.

Becca 1. evil history teacher 0.

I was sitting in my Medieval England class bored out of my mind, it turns out Anglo-saxons are not that interesting, when i discovered that if i stare intently at my teacher for long periods of time with out blinking, she will stop looking at me evilly. i think i just accomplished not having to answer any questions for the rest of the semester. anyway it was after that discovery that i decieded i should start a blog. there really is no point to it except another way to procrastinate homework. plus i need somewhere to post my crazy life stories. seriously the things that happen to me you would think are all made up. i will even write about all the crazy adventures that are planned in the near future. . . bowling in canada, day tradition year 6, dandelion day. they all shall be epic. plus if i read an amazing book that i believe everyone should read, i will let you know here. like the Fablehaven series. so good. i realize it is a kids book but they are awesome. the author is kind of a dick (at least from what i have heard) but he writes a good story. they are quick reads and just plain awesome, so you should read them. yeah that is basically all i have to say now. maybe next time i will have a deep profound thought to share with you all but chances are that will not happen.